I have a couple questions I just can't find answers to, like:
1. Why does a bird have to aim his morning poop for my kids' swings every day?
2. Why does Kaitlynn think, to make her food disappear, all she has to do is throw it on the floor?
3. Why does Kenzie think when the toilet paper roll is half gone, it is actually almost gone so she should just unravel the rest and flush it down the toilet?
4. Why does Parker think he can sit on the couch and yell "mom", and I will bring him whatever his little heart desires?
5. When did I get these bags under my eyes that are the size of craters?