Mason: Holds up a stuffed animal and asks "What is this?"
Kristie: A monkey
Mason: No, it is NOT a monkey. Monkeys have tails. This does not have a tail, so it is an ape.
Kenzie: "Where were you?"
Anthony: "I was at the High School teaching Seminary."
Kenzie: With a very confused face: "I thought seminary is where you bury dead people?!"